On a deux vies

Consumer of unhealthy food, connoisseur of tea, scientifically illiterate, politically active. The city of London calls my name, and soon I'll answer that call.


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Reblogged from pleathe-deactivated20140814

silenthowlss:

Whoop there it is

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parkingstrange:

xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

sassy-satan666:

unmutekurloz:

raspberryskittles:

dion-thesocialist:

isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

Yes.



Oh my god

last time we reblogged this we got anon hate from the christian community. You guys really are passionate about your figs.

parkingstrange:

xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

sassy-satan666:

unmutekurloz:

raspberryskittles:

dion-thesocialist:

isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

Yes.

Oh my god

last time we reblogged this we got anon hate from the christian community. You guys really are passionate about your figs.

(via looking-for-jesenia)

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Reblogged from tastefullyoffensive

tastefullyoffensive:

"Ollie finally grew into his bow tie." -taylor1021

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Reblogged from anachronica
if you consider a woman less pure after you’ve touched her maybe you should take a look at your hands

(via solacity)

I will never not reblog this

(via nuedvixx)

(Source: anachronica, via mrdefoster)

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Reblogged from wordsnquotes
No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted. Aesop, The Lion and the Mouse (via sexual-feelings)

(Source: wordsnquotes.com, via sexual-feelings)

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Reblogged from yodiscrepo
insight-jd:

For me?

insight-jd:

For me?

(Source: yodiscrepo, via keepmegoingbaby)

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Reblogged from breakourbones

forceguardian:

lpfan9976:

croatoanhero:

Harley is a gift from God.

This is why Harley is like my all time favorite!

Why did they leave out the best part of this scene?;

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The character development of Harley is probably one of the better things DC has done with their characters.

(Source: breakourbones, via yourmageasty)

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skypestripper:

theawkwardterrier:

The guy in front of me when I was getting ice cream tonight was wearing this.

update: i banged him

skypestripper:

theawkwardterrier:

The guy in front of me when I was getting ice cream tonight was wearing this.

update: i banged him

(via yourmageasty)

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Reblogged from midnight-emotive

refreshinglyclassic:

burningoleander:

midnight-emotive:

'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'

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'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'

Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.

(via allthesechoices)

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Reblogged from howdyhannaa
vicvondoombwhahaha:

You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp

vicvondoombwhahaha:

You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp

(Source: howdyhannaa, via yourmageasty)

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Reblogged from honeyteacake

lockserheart:

honeyteacake:

tumblr.
And in the words of the most appropriate tumblr trend
“I came out tonight to have a good time and I feel so attacked right now.”

this actually describes tumblr perfectly

(via yourmageasty)

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Reblogged from georgiaokweeffe

georgiaokweeffe:

Be wary of those who apologize for how you feel instead of apologizing for what they did to you

(via yourmageasty)