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Consumer of unhealthy food, connoisseur of tea, scientifically illiterate, politically active. The city of London calls my name, and soon I'll answer that call.


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Reblogged from ed-pool

yov-cvnt-cvncel-qvidditch:

thranduart:

yungtapatio:

Actors revisit their famous movie roles

PERFECTION

This is so awesome

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Reblogged from refreshes

refreshes:

refreshes:

every time someone asks me what they should watch on netflix i always say Tarzan 2 and they always get upset with me??? Tarzan 2 was a great movie

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I DONT UNDERSTAND!?!?!?!?????

(via looking-for-jesenia)

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Reblogged from laughhard

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Reblogged from genderthief
zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

(via itallhasmeaning)

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Reblogged from worldofthecutestcuties
tastefullyoffensive:

"I took my cat on his first walk yesterday." -GarbageCanHands

tastefullyoffensive:

"I took my cat on his first walk yesterday." -GarbageCanHands

(Source: worldofthecutestcuties)

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Reblogged from crazycritterlife

crazycritterlife:

I would like to officially introduce everyone to Kalani, my new kitten! 

thatgirlwithalltheanimals and I found her by the side of the road from a cat hoarding mechanic. He had cats and kittens of all ages roaming around his house. Most were nervous and ran away, but Kalani was sitting on a tool box and let us pick her up. She instantly crawled onto our shoulders and started purring. The mechanic said she loves to ride on shoulders and drape herself over faces when she cuddles. As soon as he said that, it reminded me of Sugar, because that’s exactly what she used to do. I instantly felt a connection with this little kitten and had to take her home.

She was very very sick when we got her. She had fleas, worms, and a terrible respiratory infection. Her eyes were crusty and she rattled when she breathed. She wouldn’t even eat because her sense of smell was gone from the infection. We gave her a flea bath (she’s due for another!) and took her to the vet. She’s now on antibiotics and doing much better! She still has a long way to go before she’s completely healthy, but she’s improving quickly. 

This little girl is the sweetest, most amazing kitten (besides Sugar, of course) that I’ve ever met! She loves to cuddle and will follow me around the house everywhere. She also LOVES dogs! She will rub her face against a dog until it licks her, then lean into the licks (Thor and her are best friends). It’s hilarious! It’s also perfect since I’ll be living in a house with 3 dogs this year. Her coloration is known as “torbie,” a mix of tabby and tortoiseshell. She has basic marbled tabby pattern but tortoiseshell coloration, leading to brilliant splashes of orange. In other words, she’s b-e-a-utiful! :)

Everyone who meets Kalani falls in love with her instantly. Saving her was a pricey decision, but well worth it! Her name is hawaiian, and means “the heavens.” I named her that in honor of Sugar, as if Sugar sent her to me from the heavens <3 No cat will ever be able to replace Sugar, but I sense the beginning of a new and beautiful relationship with this little girl. I love her already!

(via keepmegoingbaby)

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Reblogged from heteroh

bagmilk:

why do people say “yassssssssssssssssssss”

it’s fucking “yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssss” you’re not a snake

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Reblogged from alexernst

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Reblogged from slavesnake

floptina:

slavesnake:

The VMAs are definitely Britney’s show.

Even when she’s not there.

the fucking impact

(via skittleflavoredoreos)

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Reblogged from britishshowers

thinkiwannaharrylou:

you probably think oil companies are to blame for global warming

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yeah cause they are

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oh cry me a river

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if i did you’d pollute it

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YOU BLEEDING HEART LIBERAL

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ESTABLISHMENT PUPPET

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DO YOU WANNA KISS ME AS MUCH AS I WANNA KISS YOU RIGHT NOW

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I’M SURPRISED SOMEONE AS SMART AS YOU WOULD HAVE tO ASK

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AND THAT LADIES AND GENTS IS HOW SHARPAY EVANS AND TROY BOLTON KISSED

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Reblogged from davidurbanke
onlyblackgirl:

bigmacqueen:

Snoop is so reckless on IG lmao

LMAO

onlyblackgirl:

bigmacqueen:

Snoop is so reckless on IG lmao

LMAO

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Reblogged from sizvideos

manafromheaven:

haussofkm:

mockeryd:

Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS

The cutest thing ever.

OMG

(Source: sizvideos, via 5sosisdabae)

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Reblogged from icedcrappsupreme
frozendailydose:

tangleddailydose:

eyes-like-hers:

deepr:

cattart:

hazelbuttz:

hazelbuttz:

Shout out to Carlos Benavides, the coffee guy for the animators of Disney’s Frozen


You go, Carlos.

fan base for carlos

Carlos rocks

die hard Carlos fan right here

Carlos 5ever

We love you, Carlos

frozendailydose:

tangleddailydose:

eyes-like-hers:

deepr:

cattart:

hazelbuttz:

hazelbuttz:

Shout out to Carlos Benavides, the coffee guy for the animators of Disney’s Frozen

You go, Carlos.

fan base for carlos

Carlos rocks

die hard Carlos fan right here

Carlos 5ever

We love you, Carlos

(Source: icedcrappsupreme, via allthesechoices)

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Reblogged from lookdifferentmtv

pallet-town-julie-brown:

kudos to mtv for spreading this message tho

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Reblogged from prints

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