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Consumer of unhealthy food, connoisseur of tea, scientifically illiterate, politically active. The city of London calls my name, and soon I'll answer that call.


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Reblogged from fuck-yeah-dreamworks

killbenedictcumberbatch:

beemovieruinedmylife:

ohm YGOD

jesus fucking christ who let jerry seinfeld write a kids movie

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straight-from-the-earth:

I was not expecting that last photo

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Reblogged from realfart

drake & josh

  • season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
  • season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans
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thevirginityslayer:

edwardspoonhands:

moeranda:

itseliberg33:

can she just get an award or something

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

Best video in the world

(Source: aryanstark, via yourmageasty)

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Reblogged from jesusinc

jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

(via yourmageasty)

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sassy-ass-cat:

okay THIS is my favorite so far

sassy-ass-cat:

okay THIS is my favorite so far

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wesleh:

“In the fifth grade I was arrested from school and suspended for a week cause I made blueprints and plans and went through the classrooms stealing all the Goosebumps books. I was successful with three classrooms. The way I did it, every week I came home with a certain amount. I had numbers one through 73. Then I fucking got caught. And I was a little smartass, so I was like, What a coincidence! A black youth getting arrested for wanting to read. So I made a list of everyone I thought snitched on me, who I was going to kill and torture.” — Tyler, The Creator.

wesleh:

“In the fifth grade I was arrested from school and suspended for a week cause I made blueprints and plans and went through the classrooms stealing all the Goosebumps books. I was successful with three classrooms. The way I did it, every week I came home with a certain amount. I had numbers one through 73. Then I fucking got caught. And I was a little smartass, so I was like, What a coincidence! A black youth getting arrested for wanting to read. So I made a list of everyone I thought snitched on me, who I was going to kill and torture.” 
— Tyler, The Creator.

(Source: worldgonemad, via johnnypavs)

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Reblogged from genderedboy

genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

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Reblogged from psych-facts
I want to get more comfortable being uncomfortable. I want to get more confident being uncertain. I don’t want to shrink back just because something isn’t easy. I want to push back, and make more room in the area between I can’t and I can. Kristin Armstrong (via laurenarlene)

(Source: psych-facts, via yourmageasty)

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shenanaguns:

king-of-roses:

A handy guide for anyone not familiar

too true

SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN AS I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH REAL BDSM AND AM HAVING A HARD TIME UNDERSTANDING WHAT’S SO DIFFERENT.

shenanaguns:

king-of-roses:

A handy guide for anyone not familiar

too true

SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN AS I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH REAL BDSM AND AM HAVING A HARD TIME UNDERSTANDING WHAT’S SO DIFFERENT.

(via yourmageasty)